The name says it all. We reserve the right to play anything and everything that makes us/you blush...and play all the 90's dance music your weird niece (who is actually older than you) still listens to.
"Hi, can I just say, I never want to hear this song again, until the next Guilty pleasures."
"I've never heard this song, it makes me feel uncomfortable, but I kind of like it."
-guy you've known for a long time, but didn't know he was into plushie and furry conventions
"I...I...luufff..thish...shhhiat....man, they don't make'm likes they yushed to."
-some guy on South Broadway
"OMG, this is like totally my favorite night of the month."
-cute girl who seems nervous talking to you, because either she likes you or is underage.
"I rolled my ankle last time I went, so I'm definitely going again"
-owner of Double Dutch hair salon
-guy who is too cool for good music and for the third time is breaking up with you via text message
"I haven't heard this track before, but I want to hear it over and over and over and over and over and over."
-The cute girl with a runny nose
"This music makes my neck sweat"
-Guy in the blue turtleneck
"I loooove thisssssh nighth, I wishh more peophple played songs like thish"
-Hottest, but drunkest girl in Denver that all the dudes stay away from
"I was the first to listen to and spin this music"
-Guy pretending to be Sid Pink
"Someone just told me you guys are from the future and I just wanted to know if you've met your "now" self, because this is so in right "now".
-Guy who impresses everyone with his clever banter.
"Hi, I'm Roilen. I think I would like to hear that song "Toxic" by Miss Spears"
-Guy who always asks that